HAMBURGLAR FACES COURT


 ... and it only took five years to get him there.

In November 2016, Patrick Councillor was feeling a little peckish and couldn't believe his luck. On the dashboard of a parked car was no plastic Jesus but a prime burger.


He smashed the window, grabbed the cheeseburger and left his calling card in the form of blood which was eventually traced back to Councillor.


He was tried for this misdemeanour only last week.  I hope the burger was tasty enough to warrant the $800- fine he was handed.

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