I Wasn't That Man

 Here I sit at Laptop Lenovo, slightly taken aback that this question was even asked.

Was Stomp the man who put the Bomp in the bomp-ba-bomp-ba-bomp?

Typing in the words you can see in the upper left if you're on a proper screen (or at the top of the page if you're on a phone or tablet) through the Microsoft Bing search engine, these results presented themselves:

The other three questions relate to the Stomp stage show. As far as I can ascertain, it looks like a bunch of blokes banging away on rubbish bin lids making a lot of noise. Apparently, people love it.

There are those of you out there who may be curious to know how these other questions could be answered if it pertained to yours truly.

What happened to Stomp? What hasn't happened to Stomp?

When was Stomp day? Unfortunately, this potentially wonderful event doesn't exist. Petition your local Member of Parliament and make it happen!

How do I contact Stomp? In your dreams.

the stuff of nightmares

Back to the topic at hand, it wasn't me who put the bomp in the bomp-ba-bomp-ba-bomp. It was another, and like so many others, I would like to shake their hand.


Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy shoop. Truly, words to live by.

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