January 26th, 1788

Happy 235th, Australia. Don't let the naysayers, negative creeps and brainwashed sheep prevent you from loving this great country. Here's an exchange I had on Channel Ten's Facebook page last December 22nd with some fellow named Josh.


Josh comes across as the sort of guy who would massage his wife's feet and then ask her boyfriend if he did a good job. But enough of BetaJosh. His viewpoint obviously isn't compatible with my lens.

Patriotism isn't the same as nationalism, and if you think that, I'll gladly contribute a dollar or three to a GoFundMe charity drive to allow you the luxury of a one way ticket to somewhere like North Korea or China. Funny, it seems the room suddenly went all quiet.

Yeah, it's summer. Yeah, it's stinking hot
 - but who cares?



Happy Australia Day, everyone.

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