Hotline to Haemorrhoids

Do you have a habit of doom-scrolling while ensconced in the khazi waiting for World War III or the re-emergence of J.C.? 

Or maybe things are a bit more refined with a less paranoid mind, and you are spending time with your porcelain buddy by catching up on your reading by casually thumbing through an old school telephone directory. 

Whatever your predilection, things could get a little lumpy.

For more details on this story which details a U.S. study linking piles to sitting on cold surfaces for extended periods of time (which I personally thought was common knowledge), click this >>>> link <<<<

or check out the screenshots below ~