Cinnagone

Junk food aficionados are up in arms, waddling into Woolworths supermarkets flexing their girth and lack of restraint, with hapless employees having to confront their wrath at the supermarket's cake-lacking ways.

"No Cinnabon for you, potential customer. Would you like an apple instead?", the conversation may play out followed by a slight recoil on the part of the consumer after the realisation has dawned the alternative offered may have a beneficial effect on their health.

This really isn't a news-worthy story, is it? It's more like a public notice from Woolworths advising people of stock scarcity. It has, however, been picked up by The Daily Mail, who aren't exactly renowned for their hard-hitting journalism.