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TABLE OF CONTENTS

A Brand New Year

2020s: Year Six

Resolution Roulette

Healthengine Stalled

The Decline of Western Civilisation, part DCXLVIII

Generational Landslide

"Invasion Day" and the Art of Graft

Temptation Simmering

Medical Sex Pest Emasculated

Assuming Integrity

Political Paranoia

Anti-Inspirational

Alternative Intimacy

Poets, Pop Off!

In Space, No-one Can Hear You Virtue Signal

Naked Ambition

Arpeggio Imposter

Penny Wrong

Revenue Man

Clocked Out

Powerade Slurping Banana Bandit in Fresh Food Brat Attack

Vincent van Squash

R. Soul Interface

Equus ferocious

Accredited Imbecile

with the ticking of the tock

Hotline to Haemorrhoids

Literacy Under Attack

Applied Inertia

Triumph of the Dill

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Prometheus: 2026

Trimming Away the Fat

Academic Infantilisation

Laneless Revisited

Psychology 999

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